Tuesday, June 24, 2008


When something makes you want to do more when you’re done with it you know its good. Like heroin or a good movie.

In Bruges is one of those movies. As for the heroin I wouldn’t know, but I do know Martin McDonagh is my new hero. This guy is a fantastic writer and director. I can’t wait for him to do more films.

In Bruges is about two hitmen, Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, the odd couple of the hired killer world, who are hiding out in Bruges, Belgium after a job went sour.

For Ray – Farrell – this is the worst idea for a place to hide out. Or in his own words, “If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.”

For Ken – Gleeson – it’s a great way to spend a little down time after a job.

As they do the touristy thing, Ray discovers they are filming midgets for a Belgium Movie. This sends they pair on a downward spiral of drugs and karate choppin’ midgets in the neck.

Ralph Fiennes shows up as their boss, Harry, and is perfect as a total wack-job.

I won’t write anymore concerning the content because anything else gives too much away. But the dialogue is amazing, Farrell is fantastic, Gleeson is awesome, Fiennes is perfect, and the visuals are stunning.

I know the first actual posting on Punch In The Face Rules is something I like, but if you don't go rent/buy this movie - you will be punched in the face - hard. Now get it, it's out on DVD today. Then choose a side – black midgets or white midgets.

What are the Punch In The Face Rules?

What are the Punch In The Face Rules?

The Punch In The Face Rules were inspired by all those offenses that people commit which go beyond getting on your nerves. Actions that scream, “I have no interest in being courteous to you or anyone else - ever.”

A perfect example is the person that gets into the 10 items or less lane with 15 or more things in their grocery cart. He or She should be punched in the face – hard.

Sadly, we live in a society where punching people, even those who deserve it, can get you arrested and I don’t need anymore stories that end with, “And I had to sit in a jail cell all night cause my Mom refused answer the phone.”

So, after being an angry youth and an angry young man, I have decided to channel all of this into being an angry young writer.

So, I will be punching anyone or anything I think needs it. Whether its people driving like idiots to Movies and entertainment related stories to Mother’s who don’t pick up after their children in public.

They’re all gonna get Punched – with my words.