Friday, July 11, 2008

Hancock Puts Man's Head Up Other Man's Ass



I got out of my house and saw Hancock. I was apprehensive about seeing it with all the bad press it has been getting.

All of that was dismissed as the movie unfolded and it wasn’t your everyday, superhero gets powers then finds an archenemy then has to beat the enemy plot.

This is a man vs. self story line, the type of plot conflict that all the best ancient myths revolve around from Hercules to Buddha to Thor.

There is a mortal enemy who greases the wheels for our hero to be who he truly is, but it’s the mental side that is focused on. And that’s what so many people have a problem with. You’re not going to get a ‘Magneto’ or a ‘Luthor’ to watch rise up for the Hero to prove himself against. Instead, you have a being that hates himself and it takes Jason Bateman and his son, played by the fantastic Jae Head, seeing what is truly the hero behind the haze of booze and skuzzy beard getting him to stop hating himself.

I won’t ruin the twist, which is hidden just enough that you can see it coming and still be happily surprised when it shows, but the conflicts in this story humanizes all the characters making them believable and at many times, sweet. And that goes doubly so for Smith and Bateman. Their relationship is perfectly played.

My one complaint is with Peter Berg and his shaky camera work. Seriously, at a dinner scene, there’s no reason for the camera to be jumping all around like Josh Blue is wielding a handheld.

I say watch it, and go with lots of people. Hancock is a great way to spend an afternoon eating popcorn or some nachos.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Michael Bay To Rape The Dead




I might be way behind the times here, but I just found out that Michael Bay and his production company Platinum Dunes is going to Rape... I mean Remake Friday The 13th.

This will be done using the latest technology to splice elements from every movie in the Friday The 13th library together creating the Voltronesque Jason that can finally overcome his fear of water.

Friday the 13th will have a camera pointed at a pile of crap by - I mean directed by Marcus Nispel, of 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Pathfinder previously. The screenplay for this raping was penned by writing partners Damian Shannon and Mark Swift of Freddy vs Jason previously. Although this Friday the 13th is not a sequel, it is technically the 11th film in the franchise and follows Jason's last appearance in Freddy vs Jason in 2003. Friday the 13th is currently set to open on Friday, February 13th, 2009.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Good with a Banjo, no so good with Words



Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. It is 36 letters long and is one of the longest words in the English language.

For those of us who prefer to use a more manageable word than Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, my thesaurus informs me that ‘Stupid’ & 'Irony' are acceptable as well.