Sunday, June 7, 2009

Sam Raimi can suck it, but then again he might like that, gag on purpose then puke in it.

Drag Me To Hell was horrible. The effects were bad, the story was lame, the acting was so awful, and The Chin never made an appearance. What the hell Raimi, did Bruce read the script and turn you down? Seriously, he'll do just about anything and you found a way to turn him off?

I won't mention anyone's name from this pile of shit because they were all horrid - except the goat - and Blake Snyder would be very disappointed in Raime's choice to kill the kitten. Yes, he slaughters a little baby kitten and I hope I ruined any chance of you paying money to see this. Plus, Raimi has some sort of sick liquids and mouth fetish. Its not scary its just gross.

That's two movies in a row you failure.

The Hang Over was the exact opposite of Drag Me To Hell. It was funny - ridiculously so - the acting was great, the visuals are awesome, and there's a tiger. Zach Galifianakis steals every scene, but Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper hold their own. As for the most exposed, Ken Jeong seems to want the world to beleive the myth about Asian men. I'm just warning you, not perpetuating the stereotype.

The Hangover - Awesome, Drag Me To Hell - Awful.