I might be way behind the times here, but I just found out that Michael Bay and his production company Platinum Dunes is going to Rape... I mean Remake Friday The 13th.
This will be done using the latest technology to splice elements from every movie in the Friday The 13th library together creating the Voltronesque Jason that can finally overcome his fear of water.
Friday the 13th will have a camera pointed at a pile of crap by - I mean directed by Marcus Nispel, of 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Pathfinder previously. The screenplay for this raping was penned by writing partners Damian Shannon and Mark Swift of Freddy vs Jason previously. Although this Friday the 13th is not a sequel, it is technically the 11th film in the franchise and follows Jason's last appearance in Freddy vs Jason in 2003. Friday the 13th is currently set to open on Friday, February 13th, 2009.
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I like fishing.
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